Project "All's Fair In Friendship And War"

Project AFIFAW

DAY TEN

Image One: “Day Ten of Our Gang™’s stay in the house starts uncomfortably, with Jacko and Jaz having a very quiet breakfast.”

Image Two: “But the mood in the house seems to change, as the fighting and ill-feelings have stopped and Our Gang™ is enjoying themselves.”

Image Three: “’Hurr, I’m a hoerss,’ says Terri, making a spot-on impression of either a horse or Sarah Jessica Parker.”

Image Four: “Jaz and Jacko even manage to hold a pleasant conversation on their favourite colors for a few minutes…”

Image Five: “…until Jacko lets slip that she still thinks Jaz smells like houseflies.”

Image Six: “GODDAMMIT, TERRI. How she passed Foods class, or is even allowed within fifty feet of an Easy-Bake Oven, let alone a real oven, is beyond us. She sets the kitchen on fire. Again.”

Image Seven: “’Oh, shit it’s hot!’ proclaims the household. ‘Someone do something!’”

Image Eight: “’No, Ben, you don’t do that! Catching aflame does not help our predicament any!’”

Image Nine: “Jacko has to save the day, again, but I don’t think she can hide any more fire extinguishers up that skirt.”

Image Ten: “Jacko may have saved the day, and Ben, but the kitchen was a write-off. At least everyone’s safe, though, and enforcing a ban on Terri using kitchen tools.”

So Ends DAY TEN. Next: DAY ELEVEN.