Project "All's Fair In Friendship And War"


Project AFIFAW

DAY SIXTEEN

Image One: “Chappy wakes the house up by banging loudly on the toilet with a hammer. No one’s quite sure what the hell he’s doing.”

Image Two: “Sick of the mess and figuring she might as well make the day productive, Jenn starts scrubbing vigorously at the scorched kitchen floor.”

Image Three: “Terri tells Jaz she thinks she’s a star.”

Image Four: “Jaz corrects Terri, saying ‘no, you’re like the moon. Not all there most of the time.’”

Image Five: “Chappy finishes applying percussive maintenance to the toilet and, inexplicably, it now cleans itself. Amazing! Wonder if that keeps it from breaking every time Terri uses it?”

Image Six: “Chappy is lonely and wants Jaz for himself.”

Image Seven: “He tries to make a move on her, but she turns him away, reminding him she’s with Ben now.”

Image Eight: “Jenn compliments Ben’s cleverness. ‘At least we have someone to make up for Chappy.’”

Image Nine: “Everyone then has a spontaneous get-together in the bathroom. Ben gets his sweet revenge on Jacko, calling her a baby. Take that!”

Image Ten: “He also describes how frightening gigantic shoes are.”

So Ends DAY SIXTEEN. Next: DAY SEVENTEEN.



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