Project AFIFAW
DAY SEVENTEEN
Image One: “Ben’s the first up. He goes down to the living room to escape the snoring, because there’s nothing like playing with yourself to start the day off right.”
Image Two: “Chappy and Terri start hitting it off, flirting with each other and making stupid faces at each other. Actually, that last one’s probably just coming from Terri’s end.”
Image Three: “Chappy sets about hammering the toilet, apparently oblivious that Jaz is in the middle of taking a shower.” Editor’s Note: That dark pixel at the bottom of the censor worries me.
Image Four: “Jacko bores Ben with a rather uninspiring talk about unicorns. Ben isn’t a fan. They’re just pointy horses, really.”
Image Five: “’Hey, something-that-wasn’t-there-before,’ Jaz notices. ‘Where’d you come from?’ It doesn’t reply.”
Image Six: “Surprised but pleased a swimming pool and party area has spontaneously appeared in their yard, Our Gang™ has a pool party to celebrate. Hamburgers and tech discussions for all!”
Image Seven: “In addition to shoes, Ben also apparently has something against lawn gnomes. Whatever happened in his childhood, it left a scar.”
Image Eight: “A bit tipsy, Chappy tries to get Jaz to drop Ben for him. Not only does she reject him, he humiliates himself in front of Terri. Smooth, Casanova.”
Image Nine: “After the party, Chappy walks in on Jaz quite pointedly not dropping Ben. He feels betrayed.”
Image Ten: “Jaz and Ben turn out the lights early, but they won’t be sleeping for a little while…”
So Ends DAY SEVENTEEN. Next: DAY EIGHTEEN.