Project "All's Fair In Friendship And War"

Project AFIFAW

DAY TWENTY-SIX

Image One: “Jaz sneaks out of the house early in the morning, while her partner and the rest of Our Gang™ sleeps.”

Image Two: “Worried that she might have to feel this strange kicking sensation for something crazy long like three days, she goes to the bookstore to get quality material on the matter.”

Image Three: “She returns later with a stack of books, and gets to work reading through them in the kitchen.”

Image Four: “Now that his body is super-fit, Ben has to keep his mind super-fit as well! He plays some chess in the living room in his underwear and RINGRING-”

Image Five: “’Hello, Owner Of This Household, you have been selected to be eligible to be entered into our draw to have a chance of receiving our complimentary gift for only nine easy payments of-*click*’ ‘Telemarketers, what can ya do?’”

Image Six: “Having read [read: skimmed] through the pregnancy books, Jaz decides it’s time to tell Ben. He’s not the most appropriate metaphor in the noun, so he hadn’t been clued in by Jaz’s protruding belly. He reacts as you might expect. ‘Yeah, right.’”

Image Seven: “Jaz encourages him to feel her belly.”

Image Eight: “He modifies his reaction.”

Image Nine: “He also promptly begins drinking, wailing his troubles to the Grim Reaper.”

Image Ten: “Ben didn’t get much sleep that night.”

So Ends DAY TWENTY-SIX. Next: DAY TWENTY-SEVEN.